The real crime was how much those corns cost, all fancied up like that

I have too, but I’m afraid I don’t get it.

Perfection.

The irony is that you are also cornposting.

It’s a massive improvement over the political posts they’re meant to replace.

Criminal waste of elotes, though. I’ll have them if they don’t want them.

If you ain’t crankin your cob why are we doing corn week?

It’s a sin doing that to an elote.