He looks like he gets paid by the hour

*woosh

He’s really a good dog, he just gets knotty around vets

I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

I can tell

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the Dodge ram logo wasn’t just a weird ‘M’ for some reason

I think that’s the point if you read between the lines. I don’t think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren’t the victims here.

But on second reading idk

Coleslawpsicle

I’ve got them both turned off lol

Raw egg is relatively safe, it’s the flour that’s the main risk

Twist it!

This guy takes more oil than my car

I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

Help girlfrend is poinignant?

What phone is made in the US anyway?

I would rather not fuck this

Wow A+ comment, extremely informative

Ah, gotcha

Is “model” not defined as architecture+weights? Those models certainly don’t share the same architecture. I might just be confused about your point though