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I mean I’ve been in the back of a McDonald’s before. I can see a little bit of sleight of hand getting a few extra nuggets in a box here or there but I’m having a harder time visualizing how the fuck you would manage to pull your pants down and stick your willy in it. Additionally you would have milkshake all over your cock and it probably wouldn’t be very pleasant. I really just struggle to envision how the fuck you would get away with doing that even one time given how much of a slave drive working at McDonald’s is.

To be fair the circumstances are such that it’s not too much of a stretch which says a lot about the man.

Lmfao “You can’t just say perchance”

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I ignore RT.

I hate how people treat it as the ultimate authority.

Apparently you can also just use bronners ok your hair.

Well I don’t really know what to feel about this. Nothing in the lyrics really contradicts what I’ve already observed.

I don’t particularly care for strange AI generated Lego propaganda, I feel like it’s just unnecessary.

I just feel like everything is so broken and collapsed that it’s just kind of impossible for me to know what I should think anymore. I feel like I can barely make any clear decisions about it anymore.

I wish I could stop the people in charge of my country from doing what they’re doing. But I’m a few orders of magnitude too low on the totem pole for that

Why the fuck did they add an AI slop explanation and image to each graph lol

Were ye brave enough twould make nae a difference.

Technically the moon bucees board would need a light up sign that updates frequently as its distance from the moon would vary.

The Moon orbits Earth at an average distance of approximately 238,855 miles (384,400 km), ranging from about 225,623 miles (363,104 km) at its closest point (perigee) to 252,088 miles (405,696 km) at its farthest point (apogee).

And if you don’t think it’s a big deal try bringing enough food to get to a destination 225k miles away and finding out that it’s actually 252k miles away and you’re going to starve. Unless you find the waffle house of course.

TV is evil as fuck actually

Network TV is advertising city. Modern smart TVs are fifty flavors of “Give us 20 bucks a month bitch”.

Kinda fucked up how people basically ignore the fact that we do genital mutilation in America.

The chicken is half decent but like, I just kind of hate them even more than I hate other fast food restaurants because of their politics. I know there are no virtuous corporate overlords but the closed on Sunday thing is really fucking pretentious.

OP literally just posted a hot dog water opinion and is going to anyone who disagrees and saying “Nuh uh”

Or just drinking a lot of water

The problem is I am so tired of pissing, too much piss, I want to piss less.

Remember, being horny is one of your most important human rights. Anyone who tries to stop you is your enemy.

I’m hanging out with the horse women.

Massotherapy is like deep tissue massage and stuff. If I understand correctly it’s basically just really advanced actually medical based massage that people get licensed for. I’m just going off of memory though you might get better mileage out of actually looking it up.

Regularly scheduled warning but chiropractor is not a real doctor and can paralyze you for life. You would receive equal or better results with massotherapy.