Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

Reddit is dying anyway.

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

Quiznos made a huge mistake