


Snapple fact: You’re rather whack





Being nice? Literally impossible. Luckily I prefer to self deprecate

They did, but I love how unpredictable the double barrel cannon was and that the inventor thought it was a success


Chain shot but it has to be fired from a double barrel cannon




Gojira’s got dem Pixar mom hips


Can we stop posting AI? Please?


Same thing as chainsaws. Go ahead, Google why the chainsaw was invented


Y’all had to give your ids to discord? They haven’t asked for that from me yet, and if they ever do I’m going to see if they instantly ban me by sending them this

Yo! PayMoneyWubby mention!


Very bold of you to assume that I am married


I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’


GOBLIN SHOVEL


McDonald’s sucks, Peta is a psyop
How do you feel about patrolling the Mojave?