Cruxifux

Patriot Act

COINTELPRO

Operation AJAX

I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad

Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.

I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.

Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.

Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.

Oh interesting. Language evolves so crazy! Its so skibidi toilet, no cap on god!

Did they mean lit

Imagine if your toilet was supposed to wash your ass but instead AI hallucinated gape porn?

There isn’t one.

You can subscribe to chatGPT?

“Does bruno mars is gay” vibes

I do not understand shoes on in the house. Like when youre sitting on the couch? Shoes on? Why? Also doesn’t your shit get all dirty?

You’re not the only one. It’s part of entire political philosophies. And for good reason.

Ironically the only real way to save the country is by doing things that make billionaires sad. And nonexistent. One way or another.

Ironically the only real way to save the country is by doing things that make billionaires sad. And nonexistent. One way or another.

Yeah it seems wildly inflated to me honestly. But I guess it also depends where you are and who you interact with.

The people downvoting us are the kind of “violence never solves anything” idiots that will do nothing but impede positive progress for society.

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…theres crabs that swim?