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Do what I did…
Buy a 3d printer.
Design and print a funnel that can clip under the rim of any toilet that diverts some of the water up your arse.
Do the poopiest of poops.
Clip the AnywayBidet™ on to the toilet.
Flush toilet.
And, BOOM, you now know why I’m banned from every ikea in the UK.Ok, maybe I should’ve tried it in the actual toilets rather than the showroom area. Either way the AnywayBidet™ is a surefire way to get people talking!!
4·3 days agoHi there, I’m definitely not from the CIA, can I have your address please?
(Oh, btw, I just want to have a chat. There definitely won’t be any murdering shenanigans).
Hold up, we can just do things just for enjoyment?
…really?But, how will our overlords benefit from this?
I know, free healthcare. Those dastardly bastards. How dare they!!!
…say, what free healthcare service is your government providing?
Ok, but if you work for ZuckerDork (or anyone like him) and get laid off then I have no sympathy. None at all.
You were and are part of the problem. The end.In fact, getting laid off is far better than what I wish for you.
4·9 days agoHe was secreting diarrhea out of his mouth for years before he turned into another liquid secretion device called The Amazing Human Fountain.
Oysters? All I see are beautiful flowers opening to accept the deep thrusts of sunlight!!!
So, did kegsbreath actually say that?
Edit: just read through the comments on here and, yes, he did say it. Fucks sake.
STOP ARGUING. DO AS I SAY.
NO, YOU CAN’T HAVE A PROTECTIVE BALLROOM!!
Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those…
Oh, please. Can we not do this type of disinformation. It’s rape. The age of the kid(s) he wants to rape. Not fuck.
“Will do, let me just go get my shovel.”
Whoa, is there any need for such disgusting talk? Wash your mouth out with soap!!
Are you a preteen? If not then you’re not young enough for them to be interested in!!
THIS TIME I POP!!!