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Pointing out spelling mistakes isn’t descent!!

Edit: wait, is it dissent?

Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?

I used to be called that when I worked out the adult toy store! Oh, wait, you said chumbox. I was way off…

A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.

Doh, I can read…honest.

A hundred? I’ve not been to that place in a long long time but the last time I had fries from there it was a large serving -because I always got large- and even then I got, maybe, 50ish fries.

Very highly salted, slightly rubbery, thin slices of ‘potato’ filled with fluffy pieces of fuck all. I wonder why I don’t go there anymore…

Can I stroke it? Will it dribble if I touch it?

Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.

There could be drugs, or nucular bombs, in that package though. And look at that beard, he’s obviously a terrorist. A terrorist with a nookular bomb! KILL EM ALL!!

HELL YEAH…it should’ve been fucking hydrochloric acid. Or petrol with someone smoking nearby.

And murderer.

Oh god no, that’s well weird! No, I send pictures of other people’s genitalia to my parents…

Bullshit. He gives tremendous blowjobs. The best. Perfect. He pays attention to the balls. He doesn’t ignore the shaft. Zero gag reflex. No one can swallow better than him. In fact, some people are saying that they’ll never be a better bj giver in the history of mankind!!!

I don’t know whether to up vote or down vote you.
I mean, I totally agree that people shouldn’t waste a thought on the stereotypical american…but I also think it’s a good thing to give them shit wherever possible. Decisions decisions.

I’ll up vote for now but I may come back later. Look at what you’ve made me do, I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!!!

bawk

Isn’t that what Canadian dogs do?

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Lets face it, the more you know about ol’ tyranty boy StevieJobs the more it makes sense.

Nobody on rocket league would ever believe someone in their mid 50s could play at champ 1 level.

And when I was having a bad game and the inevitable toxic bullshit was typed up the reply of “I’m probably over 20 years older than your dad and I’m at the same rank as you are” usually got them to stfu. It felt great.

Try this…

I’m unsure he was shot. I think a blood vessel in his neck burst from him just being so full of hate and bullshit /s

Today’s politicians do more criminal shit than that before they’ve had breakfast!!