Your wife is much happier with me now and the children are already calling me dad. It’s time to move on.

Lemmy be horny since lemmynsfw disappeared

That’s what the mask and gag are for.

@violet08@lemmy.today - your DMs must be fun of thirsty people since lemmynsfw went away

Colombians and Brazilians competing for best booties

Now I can’t stop thinking about that shitty gang in The Book of Boba Fett

One could argue it’s always been about the wealthy.

So Google can begin tracking and advertising to them

Two of them

Sarcasm is my love language

My last week at one employer saw me sitting in an empty cubicle all week because they took my gear. So I called up my new boss, told him I could start early (remotely). Next day I had a laptop and docs to read while I waited out the week.

Most drastic change that always comes to mind for me is Anthony Anderson. Watch Kangaroo Jack then his turn on The Shield.

I think he’s obsessed, not in love. He sees Bats as his foil, his opposite, and he cannot win by simply killing him. He has to push him over the edge.

I explained the surveillance state to my kids because of that ad

Ain’t it great?

American companies have shown that they will happily bend the knee and lick the boots of fascist dictators for money. No one should trust them ever again.

2026 - 1984 = 42

o__O

And no dead prostitutes from what I see

I’ve scarred my child for life just by my reaction to this video

Put a small inflatable device inside it to make it look like it’s breathing