Prehensile_cloaca

The boots theory of high school classmates?

This is awesome

Ban social media and advertising/marketing. Smart phones are just a small computer.

Elephant circling?

The Reddit spillover effect is noticable

Cowboy faun

Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

The safe word is “pop tart”

I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.

This is the answer, right here.

“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

Cue the airlines come with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”

Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.

Those cracks are called skin fissures.

“But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”

It has been an extremely long year already

The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite

Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or sagging.

Waiting for ManGodot

The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.

I suggested someone add an icon of torches and pitchforks to an email they were sending to company to complain.

Banned for inciting violence.