That escalated quickly

I studied French for six semesters. I kept failing.

Does “my girl” mean daughter or girlfriend? I’ve heard it used to mean both

Franklin Robs A Liqour Store

Just different stages of grief. The world is broken. Maybe we can fix some parts of it but nobody is going to singlehandedly fix everything. Trying to fix it is the bargaining stage of grief. Being upset that you can’t do anything is the depression stage. Embracing it is the acceptance stage. Can’t change the world but we can change our attitude.

When greeting strangers, it’s polite to not assume they celebrate Christmas. Just like we should get in the habit of not assuming everyone is straight, white, male, and American

I recently watched a video responding to a video about Supergirl. Idiot needs Supergirl to be bad so he can complain about it; his channel depends on complaining about popular movies. He complains that she shouldn’t be able to get drunk because alcohol doesn’t affect kryptonians. Someone explains to him directly that she goes to red sun planets so that she can get drunk, that she CAN get drunk on red sun planets, as was clearly explained at the end of Superman (2025), and his immediate response is “yeah but why drink if alcohol has no effect on her?”

THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT! WHAT DID HE THINK THE POINT WAS?

Sometimes I cook onions and garlic right alongside ground beef, in the same pan

Green onions are green but not onions!

I had stir fry today with onions, peppers, chicken, and broccoli

I wonder how rich Taylor Swift would be if she never gave any money away

Technically we can’t know for sure everyone alive will die. It’s a reasonable assumption but we won’t know unless we see everyone die. Only the last person alive will know for sure. Actually they won’t even know for sure. You could think you’re the last person alive but there still be someone alive far away.

I’ve never actually heard of someone dying in a weightlifting accident but watching weightlifting stresses me out, I keep thinking of the weight falling on their heads

How does one smoke in Arabic?

Also, movies from the 90s that feature animals (eg, Homeward Bound), I’m pretty sure the animals are all dead now

That’s 4. For some reason, I thought Alan Alda was dead. Loretta Swit died this year, same day as one of my old teachers

Over 11 seasons, MASH had 11 series regulars. I think five of them are still alive. Maybe fewer.

In The Golden Girls, Sophia had a stroke and uses that as an excuse for why she has no filter

No, put up his mugshot