I predicted the middle of the night right before his birthday. Sadly, I was wrong

Someone owes you some filling!

TRILLIONAIRES SHOULD BE OUTLAWED!

Why can’t we, as a society, just take Musk’s money and redistribute it? It is absolutely stupid that we allow someone to have more money than he can use while so many people can’t afford to live

Because that would be genocide

And there’s nothing we can do about that so we might as well find a way to be okay with it

I get yelled at when I use this meme to point out the futility in telling people about their “rights” in the face of ICE. ICE are criminals and won’t respect your rights

What kind of jerks were punishing birds for masturbating? Let animals do their thing, they didn’t ask to share a planet with humans and our weird maladaptive behaviours

He’s almost certainly a goat fucker. On the off chance he isn’t, he’s certainly a goat-fucker sympathizer

Trump is made of at least 60% hot air

And now people are accusing the upcoming Disney movie Hexed of being a ripoff of Owl House because apparently Owl House invented the idea of a hero being transported to a magical world.

I understand Owl House fans are mad that Disney canceled the show prematurely and made the ending rushed. I agree that Disney shouldn’t have done that. But I’m not going to fault Disney for making another story where a character is transported to a magical world. Heck, Disney did it decades ago with Alice in Wonderland and with Peter Pan. They also did it with the Chronicles of Narnia and there are many more examples, both Disney and non-Disney

Ever notice how ads for games show someone playing in the most inefficient way possible so people will want to download the game to play it correctly

My little sister used to sometimes stand over me while I played computer games. She’d suggest moves and I’d be thankful at first, but at a certain point she was directing all my moves and I’d be like “just play the game on your own device if you want to play it”. She seemed to prefer telling someone else how to play than play her own game

And that’s perfectly fine if you like that kind of movie. But people who don’t like that kind of movie have no reason to watch these

I’m genuinely surprised the sequels are making money. I didn’t see any of them in theatres. I didn’t think people cared about this franchise. Maybe some are going mainly for the visuals, that’s the main reason I go to see the Jurassic movies

Ask them an easy question I know the answer to like what does the earth orbit around

Bring it on

Bring it on

In Star Trek: Enterprise, they encounter a species that is highly offended by eating in public. It’s like sending them pictures of pooping or masturbation

30 volts