Brain Fog Chilli

Remember now we also have… Trumpers that don’t care if Trump hypothetically rapes their own child because he’d hypothetically be doing it for hypothetical good reasons… and also that Democrats control the weather

The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”

If it’s like your mom, they’ll always be popular

This bestest ending has levels of sadness. You made me sad. You ruined it.

Please say you are sorry so I can go pick up my new (used) car with good vibes only