Like fuck I’ll eat anything that’s 2% maple am I a cat

I read that discworld doesn’t he explode and keep on going

Dust, wind. Bro.

I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream

I think you mean delicious

Does that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question

BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE

COME SEE THE BIG HAIRY ASSED FECKING THE BAD F WORD WORSE THAN THE F WORD, YOU KNOW, PARROTS OF BASTARD BOLLOCKS LINCOLNSHIRE I STICK THIS FECKING PITCHFORK UP YOUR HOLE PARROTS

I’m Sbeve

It’s laundry day

Well I guess that answers that

Eh I have not tried lately, idk

The tails of mine form a cube in my visual static when I close my eyes

I mean I’ve got a cube but that’s it

No

also S-tier: stolen spiral bone-in ham. pretty much any stolen food is S-tier. the crime makes it taste better.

Legendary Grocery: Taleggio
Effect: upon placement in any enclosed space, said space will continue to Smell like Taleggio until overridden by another Legendary Grocery

shiny groceries

“oh my gosh am i my citizens’ keeper? you guys didn’t elect me to do that.”

eh, i’ve broken my hand enough it hurts to handwrite. chopsticks are fine, but if i have to write more than a page i will type instead.