Who, Chris Rock?

Yeah, it serves him right for making fun of someone’s medical condition.

Why do you need to tag her account? She’s one poster who you can immediately tell who it is.

Almost certainly. It would be a shame though, as you couldn’t tell anyone without admitting you have stolen property.

This idea works well with just “Trump”

I’ve posted a few asking why they decided a macro shot of the dude’s butthole was what we wanted to see.

The most amazing thing about all this is the execs that came up with the idea genuinely seem to think people want this.

How out of touch can you get?

Because we don’t want the British to feel included, that’s why we keep using it.

On the other hand, you’d expect that drive to be in a safe when not in use, surely?

Imagine a stealth aircraft being shot down by Russian air defence.

How embarrassing.

I can’t tell what you’re saying.

So why are you arguing with me then?

To be fair, being able to make a good impression to the boss will help you even today. It won’t guarantee a job, but you can make sure your resume at least gets seen by a human.

This platform just doesn’t do satire, does it?

Your genius is wasted here my friend.

You seem to think it will.

Yeah, because thats going to make all the difference.

Does their shitty instance really censor the word bitch?

What a silly place you come from.

Take your meds.

I was thinking exactly the same thing, take your meds dude.

I do think rate limiting new accounts would solve a lot of problems though. A new user could post something if they have a question to ask, for example, or something they really want to post, but it limits the damage someone like this can do.

Damn, even for a company like Ebay that’s not small change.

Although the damage to their reputation would be far more costly.