They didn’t exactly start thier training at the same age…

I like the scene in dumb and dumber Too. Harry is all “let me help you take that out”. YANK!

If it was finished, the ring wouldn’t still be there.

He wasn’t a cop, he was the prisoner…

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My '88 Escort GT had keys just like this.

The warding profile is different.

Mr. Wizard would have loved this… RIP

“I ain’t got time to bleed…”

“You got time to duck?”

I learned how to drive stick shift in my step-dad’s harvest gold one.

And up to 200lbs if a male, and ours is a male.

It’s an African spurred or Sulcata if anyone is still interested.

My wife got one of these tortoises. It was so cute 8 years ago. Now it fucking 60lbs and growing! Don’t get one of these without looking them up first. My favorite line from the care sheet. It says, if you don’t mind mucking up after a pony…

#2

And a stick…

Pretty funny. Good thing it’s circled.

I was going to be upset about that last one, until “but don’t” part.

I got EVERY weekend, bitch. And made the most of it.

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I , II , II , L ?

Cut them off with an angle grinder and go downstairs with a handful of ones.

“Wocka wocka”