Why not?

Damn, I’m homeless.

Meow meow meow mrrrrp nya nya :3

Trump reminds me of my grandpa.

Or even to be Alpha Males. (rEaL mEn DoNt CrY.)

Damn

Why would he make an airplane hit those towers? Couldn’t he just demolish them if he wanted to?

Not tryna disagree, I’m just not American.

The future that will probably not happen, or I certainly wouldn’t know.

I gave up. If people talk to me nicely, I respond politely but I don’t make any effort to get closer. Ik it’s futile.

Woah, they got me.

So this is why the weird shite I look up in incognito comes up when I search something without incognito mode.

Except it’s actually funny

Hope this is scripted. Because why is the guy beside him is being forced to serve as a reacter?

Don’t mean to brag, but I had a cat who would let me touch her feet and even grab those BEANS.

I don’t mean to offend you, but do you still feel non-sexual attraction towards a particular or both genders?

Good boy

Lmaoo

“…Not like that…”

I would ask if we can swap our jobs. (Along with our bodies offcourse)

It’s funny to think that the seller actually thinks it’s a dalmatian dog.