Back in my day, we just rotted in bed ruminating on negative thoughts. We didn’t have no memes, except what was in our imaginations!

COD with the most realistic graphics and a permadeath system.

“Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Lunchtime!”

She’s also there to get diarrhea.

imagines the muppeteers just going at it below the camera’s sightline

the one they called Huge

Big Borg

“Hey boy, you jealous of my heart because it’s pumping inside me and you aren’t?”

Only the first “episode” of levels. The rest of them are literally in Hell. If you only had the shareware version, you never got to see Hell.

Toss a coin to your Twitcher, oh valley of streaming

If it’s gonna run Linux, it’s going to be the most evil distro available; not Ubuntu.

If fries is slang for penis, hell yeah brother.

Who let the dog out? Who? Who, who, who?

They didn’t as they didn’t exist yet.

Non-internet viruses spread through other kinds of networks or by physically installing them from portable media.

(Real answer: The first virus was made in 1971 and was spread much the same way now, over ARPANET, the “proto-internet”. It was called Creeper. So technically, there were no viruses before the invention of the internet)

It’s nice and crunchy and refreshing in the summer. Except to make it taste like something, I usually fill the crack with peanutbutter and raisins, so it also has calories. 😮‍💨

Nature has even given us food with -ive calories.

You mean water held together by fibre?

I flip my bits looking at porn using FireFox and that shit almost never crashes 🤷‍♂️

They should invent food that has 0 calories to eat when you’re bored instead of hungry.

Right in the cacussy.

But they’re not teabagging the low level humans and saying GGEZ after taking their skulls and spinal column as a trophy.