Why does your boss have a boner?
Mayor Poopington
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I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded “Some guy called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED.” Apparently that was not the right answer.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Under the seaaaaaa...English
22·5 days agohes so ripped his muscles have muscles
Where’s that madman that uses ffmpeg instead of cat
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it.English
142·14 days agoYou can say shit, but not ass?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I assure you, it's not good.English
6·18 days agoSounds like you need to masturbate more
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Understanding Service Industry Induced ADHD (SIADHD)English
3·24 days agoI feel so validated
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Kellogg ---> EpsteinEnglish
3·24 days agoWho?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Kellogg ---> EpsteinEnglish
29·24 days agoI had my buddy believing for a while that all Jewish boys keep their foreskins and turn it in for a free trip to Israel
You can have the ‘spam eggs bacon and spam’. That hasn’t got much spam in it
Those are mesh, so as long as you’re sticking the drugs themselves in a dimebag first.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Couldn't have said it betterEnglish
14·28 days agoHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Grapefruit RedbullEnglish
10·30 days agoDef drink grapefruit juice if you’re taking e. The extra vitamins help a ton and it’ll extend the high.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You were always on my mindEnglish
5·1 month agoNo Bubbies? You’re missing out
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Get that silicussyEnglish
10·1 month agoIs this better?

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Billie Eilish and "stolen land"English
16·1 month ago
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•anti-phil languageEnglish
31·1 month ago
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•People named in the latest Epstein files s farEnglish
182·1 month agoI had no idea his name was that long
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Mental health is important!English
7·1 month agoNope. You can only pick one
If you’re finding bio titans, fucking run