In white text on a white background.

She shouldn’t be driving high anyways.

Well, that 10% will be a bigger problem when the pitchforks finally come out.

I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.

Because everyone else is also getting hotter.

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Can’t fly very well if their wings are boneless.

A real felon?

No, we need less belief in imaginary sky people.

Your balls have gangrene.

That’s an appropriate amount for one pancake.

You burn your hands.

Shhh, it’s past bed time.

[mic drop]

And in most areas of NA, it’s illegal to park like that.

It’s shitposting, we shitpost here.

Yes, I love my candy to taste like a household cleaning product. 😉

Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.

Love the taste of ammonia in the morning. /s