I always look for the finger. I feel robbed.

Real talk, i was on Accutane back then and i seriously don’t remember much of my life between 13-15yo. I was only supposed to be on it for 6 months but insurance crap left me taking half doses for a couple year. The pros of that time are, ill never have a pimple again… cons include, i have extremely dry skin all the time, i tried to murder my mom, i tried to kill myself several times, i have limited memory of my early teen years, it took me years afterwards to feel “like me”. Would 14 year old me be proud of me? He’d probly pull a knife on me and forget it ever happened.
Ha ha sorry got a little dark there for a second. IDK if its even available anymore but stay away from that crap if it is.

You think his “pool guy” is shitting bricks right now with the entire nation calling his work shit? Or you think hes just as DGAF as Drumpf?

Awwwwait a minute…

Sounds like BS to me.

The stores near me don’t have a warning, it just goes. Ive been misted before, its pleasant.

The jazz cabbage needs to come before the jazz. Then you can understand the language better, dude.

Yeah true, kinda forgot about that. Guess i mean just the cartoon in this example, but it was just the first cartoon i thought of.

I think that was originally on Saturday nights. I remember my dad letting me stay up to watch it because he secretly really loved the show.

You gotta find the right setting first. Like sitting crisscross at the coffee table eating a bowl of Cookie Crisp or Rice Crispes Treats cereal, that your mom just brought you. You have no bills, no responsibilities (except that 3rd grade spelling test coming up), and no concept of the evils of the world. You are pure and innocent and completely engrossed in Batman catching the bad guy of the week.
Hmmm, yeah i think i see the problem…

I wonder if it started that way at first. Did TMNT get developed because of toy companies or was just just a mutually lucrative venture? Did it start earlier? Like Lone Ranger and Buck Rodgers type stuff? Interesting to think about for me.

imagine the sound of hundreds of runners clicking their nipples in just before a race.

To add to the great info already here, Flock is a private company. Think like Ring doorbells but for “Traffic Cameras”. They are mainly used to bypass laws and constitutional rights because its a for profit business. They have weaseled their way into entire cities. They not only provide back door access to any agency that pays, but they are actively building profiles on everyone they record. They know where you live, what you drive, when you work, where you work, how many people are in your family. They store all this without our consent or even notifying anyone.
Here’s a site that explains more and has an interactive map that shows where the cameras are located. https://deflock.org/

Im looking for other work but its slow going. This job was what i could find at the time.

I work with a bunch of magats and a lot of the customers are magats as well. A customer was talking to me about current events and the magat boss cuts us off and says to the customer, “Careful, hes not like us”. Like, excuse me? the hell did you just say? You’re right, I can think for myself… They complain of echo chambers but create bubbles around them in real life and refuse to even talk to people who aren’t “like them”.

I can feel the sensation of that disk resisting, then getting sucked into the drive just from looking at this picture.

OH!
GRAVY!
I read it as “Gravity” for some dumb reason and spent way to long imagining how that would work.

when i was about 10, i was climbing on the picnic pavilion at the park. I had got to the roof and went to get down by holding the edge of the roof and rolling/flipping off of it. I got a firm grasp of paper wasp nest with one hand and halfway through my flip down, i felt the stings. Let go and fell flat on my back in the mulch then booked it home faster than ive ever run.

Ive used the big curved knife at pizza stores. (curvedswords2.meme) I dont think this staff thing would work quite as well. No clearance. Youd be fisting the pizza as you cut unless you’re super steady.

I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still…It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.