My dad used to do this with toast. He’d wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours.

Then when I came down, he’d pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast.

I’m like “I’ll just make the toast myself”, and he was like “no! You’re 8 years old! You’re not allowed”.

I’m 42 now. We don’t talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.

Sounds like the rocks kicked you.

I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!

What about Robin Hood? Steals from the rich, gives to the poor.

I don’t even know who that is. I just know that one picture.

And if you plant some bamboo on the property, it REALLY becomes a problem for the data centers.

Imagine what masturbation with that bad boy must be like!!! Hoooooooooo baby!

I’m 42, living in the united states, never had a drivers liscense.

If they tried this over here, people would die. Because they’d force me to be behind the wheel of an automobile.

And thus, people would die.

…how is this a shitpost? It’s not even a meme. It’s a word for word recreation of the actual scene, as it played out in the original show.

I don’t know where this belongs, butit’s not here. And I’m a fan of king of the hill.

Oh god…are we about to enter the era of 5000 different phone distros, that when it comes down to it are really all the same???

ZorinOS and Mint are basically the same thing. And really so are all the other debian distros.

There’s like 3 types of linux. Everything else is just an offshoot of an offshoot. Personally I think it’s severely damaged linux’s popularity. And slowed it’s advancements.

I hope thats not how phones go.

No no…it’s not memory issues. It’s the fact that they play team sports with politics.

“OOOOOHHH!!! I’M SO MAD AT THE PEOPLE I VOTED FOR!!!”

Then the next election comes, and that same politician they’ve been mad at for years is up for reelection.

“OOOOHHH!!! I’M STILL MAD AT YOU…but the other guy represents the other party, which as we all know are controlled by the lizard people, who only want to kill us all. I better vote for my time and trusted politician who I voted for before, which aligns with my beliefs…”

Two weeks later…

“OOOOOHHHH I’M SO MAD AT THE PEOPLE I VOTED FOR!!!”

AAAAAAND repeat for the rest of their lives.

(edited because my original reply was uselessly mean)

Uhhhh…hey buddy, we’re in a Lemmy thread. No need for anger even if you disagree. It’s a Lemmy thread. Nobody died. It’s far from being worthy of giving this level of anger over, when SOOOOOOOOO much worse shit to get mad about.

For example, our president is a pedophile surrounded in government by pedophile protectors.

It’s not a conspiracy that the largest companies ARE working together to make the rich richer while the common man gets less. The world now has a trillionaire. At no point is there any reason why anyone should have even 1/10th of that.

And the media is designed to keep us divided, and now CBS and CNN may as well be called state media, while Rupert Murdock (founder of Fox News) said something like “I realized I could make a lot of money by emotionally manipulating people based on racial bias. You can sell racism.”

And now we’re back here, in this Lemmy thread getting heated over publishing fees and gambling. Kinda gives you a scale.

Is that why the elephants trunk was sticky?

But which came first? The elephant? Or the egg?

What part of my comment made you think I wasn’t also pro vaccine?

You guys are having kids?

You just described the concept of vaccines.

Don’t appologize. You aren’t wrong. It needs to be said.

Straight to jail.

I know you mean “sales” as in games being temporarily cheaper, but I think the other definition will be true too. Less people buying at all.