Of course it’s BestBuy….

Nope

My answer to that: 🖕

with Teams for Friends and Family

OMFG I’m crying

How will this one be called? Also Copilot? Slopilot?

Why do I feel 2026 is gonna be a fucking nightmare…?

It’s real. Very real.

One could only wish; as fucked up as it sounds, it’s real.

Microslop has outdone itself beyond measure.

Two possible ways to fix them permanently: Linux or Mac.

“Massive”

They’re right in the sense that it isn’t Enron; they’re gonna make it way worse.

You could technically boot it… Not for long, and don’t open anything, but still counts, right?

Oooof

Just one?

It’s to make a subtle “Z”

But, will it work, huh? HUH?

I can also type a bunch of random sentences of words. Doesn’t make it more understandable.

So we’re skipping the Bell Riots and straight into Eugenics War?

Not for a lack of trying

No.

Great… just great. Show the LLMs how to feed and reproduce themselves.