Probably not the tortoise in the picture, since they are herbivores. But certainly a species of snapping turtle, top of the list would be an alligator snapping turtle. I wouldn’t doubt it could rip off an entire limb.
Read up on those monsters. They can live up to 200 years in extreme cases, they found one alive with a musket shot still in it from the civil war era.
This guy gets it
I like corn, it’s got the juice.
If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that’s masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it’s attached to another meat pilot, but it’s exactly the same dick.
Swap the word dick for pussy, if you don’t have a dick.
The designer must have just pulled that icon out of their ass.
The only good bug, is a dead bug.
Woman in picture is 15, probably.
Wow, that’s nuts!
You’re both wrong, you cut them in half and count the rings.
Good sir, thou hast come unto my godly chamber. I shall now excise thy unholy member!
I just got back from a beach vacation in a house we rented. Unfortunately I had to rely on a relatives speaker, so I could relax watching for no kids to drown.
Mostly played soft R&B, Blues, or anything downbeat at a lower level I could hear it over the sound of the waves and screaming children. But I was sitting right next to it and not blasting it from 100 meters away.
We’d also setup way early with no one around. I’d have the speaker rolling and the beach wasn’t packed. Yet people still setup really close to me on both sides.
At that point I figured they weren’t bothered. They would hopefully have said something because we talked to each other about the kids playing together.
So yeah there are situations, like everything else.
Probably only person I bothered was my Mother-in-law, because she is kinda racist and doesn’t like music made by darker skin people, but that I really didn’t give a shit about.
I love bush! Not in the slightest bothered by bush, armpit hair, arm hair, leg hair. I like boobies to have a little sag to them, not perky. I like my ladies to have a little wear and tear from life, love handles, stretch marks. I like someone confident in their body and to not feel like they have to wear makeup for me.
I do have limits, just can’t with excessive facial hair. Stained teeth and/or bad breath. Got to clean up have good hygiene. Not do all the above because they are depressed goblin.
I’ve always been into older women 30-50. At my age I see 29-18 as still children and don’t think of them sexually. Probably why I like all that I do, women have a bush, girls are shaved.
GIMPs got something like that using a plugin. Haven’t used it myself. But heard it does the trick.
https://templatetoaster.com/tutorials/gimp-save-for-web/
I’ve taught this technical junk of print and web to graphic designers for close to 20 years. Trust me when I say not a lot of people understand the nuances and it’s getting worse not better.
Not anyone’s fault really a lot of this his hidden behind the scenes and you have to seek it out and actually care. Which doesn’t come up often, until you need to optimize a websites load speed or print something extremely precise.
JPGs don’t support transparency. Has to be PNG or GIF. WEBP also supports transparency, but it’s got horrible compatibility with editors. There are other options that are overlooked for web like SVG, fantastic for a companies website logo.
Not sure what you are using. In Photoshop do not flatten the image. The program has a “save for web” and you can toggle transparency on and off. Better control than the “save as” and I think “save for screens”.
You can’t stifle art.
Me too fella!
Rubik’s cubes tease so much. All I want to do is click it in all the right places. But that smooth little box edges me for days never letting me cum to completion.
I have yet to finish, been gooning the cube for decades. When I finally slide that last square into place, I’m going to bust so fucking hard.
This is apparently 200lbs. Looks like it could take a whole damn head off actually.