You’re doing it wrong

She needs to drink more water then

And delicious, I have heard.

Right, like other animals aren’t killing the shit out of each other all the fucking time‽ Or they think they’re better than nature.

Greenout incoming

And more the natural animal a human really is.

Hey his doctor wife told him that a wet vagina is diseased.

I for one will not invite you for anything if I don’t want to do it with you. I also will not accept an invitation to do anything that I don’t want to do with you. I greatly enjoy my own company and have a lot of things I love to do by myself. More people would be happier if they would learn to like themselves and found some hobbies.

The good life

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I know where several houses are, in my rural county, that look just like this with minor variations.

Vivaldi translates quite well, though I kinda regret allowing it to this time. It was too early to add this to the things I know now.

I don’t have one, but I am not bothered by anything in your picture.

My 2006 xB is too modern for me. I’m looking for a late 80s pickup. I want carburetors again.

I refuse to give up manual transmissions.

Trust? I haven’t trusted a tech company since the original Terminator came out.

Mint is lovely. You’re a tool.

You should be ashamed of yourself

I think if you broke the element it wouldn’t work anymore. I honestly just added the toaster because I thought it was funny. I don’t even have one anymore. I have a Ninja Flip multi function toaster oven. Lol.

I refuse to have any “smart” appliances at all