My Burning Wish is that wishes would get an errata to fetch exiled cards so that they’d be relevant in literally anything other than table top magic, especially for commander. I can’t imagine any situation in which that would be more broken than the myriad of existing things.

If you sac a myr retriever to krark clan ironworks in order to pay for something you’re casting then myr retriever is already in the graveyard when myr retriever’s trigger goes on the stack allowing it to retrieve itself. This is because the sac effect of ironworks is a mana ability and thus moves the creature you sac outside of the stack itself.

I’ve been running the same deck for 12 years now with various twists and turns in the build. Imagine you’re standing in an empty warehouse and I paint a big red X under you before tediously assembling the worlds most complicated mousetrap filling every square inch of the space. For the first half you’re amused because it’s so precarious it couldn’t possibly work but then you’re confused because it just keeps going and getting weirder. Finally you attempt to parse out what thus thing actually does and before you get to the 8th moving part you die of an aneurysm as you realize I’ve just been building Inexplicable rule interactions to simulate a first person view of unmedicated ADHD.

That’s kind of been the standard for the history of the game though. One of the first things I teach a new player is that every rule is followed by a footnote that reads “unless a card says otherwise.”

Exile has always been the “don’t touch me til you do the thing” area.

Counter offer, take it off your wishlist and go buy $10 worth of silly things at a dollar store. It will literally be a better experience overall and you can enjoy it knowing they didn’t enen get a pittance from you.

I used to know what It was…

You know, I like these. I didn’t a first but they grew on me

Never understood not helping pan handlers. Fuck am I going to spend that cash on? A soda? A candy? I don’t need more of that. Who the fuck cares what they spend it on? At least if he goes and gets meth with it, I know it’s going back into the economy. Dealer probably isn’t gonna spend it on amazon prime. I’ve yet to meet a dealer that doesn’t spend most of their money on pets, drugs, and food.

That guy in the picture isn’t failing to pull himself up by his boot straps, he’s the victim of a society that is designed to make an example of him to scare the rest of us into submission.

For real, this guy turned my bro bi. He’s got an aura about him.

Any time someone says Vin Diesel isn’t a good actor I point to this. Say what you will about his preference and type casting, no one else can make you cry by saying “me Superman.”

They were recently sold to some middle eastern investment fund that plans to use it for data scraping. Would not be hard for them to make it public…

This is a litmus test for true punk. If they get offended they’re a poser.

I made my own skin back in highschool based off of a pirate skeleton and a Thuamcraft skin that were pretty popular on planet minecraft. I’ve been running as that thaum lich as long as I’ve been using Postmortal_Pop. Arguably those are more lasting an identity than my real name and body.

I wouldn’t mind being that dusty old lich.

Can it be the exact play through? My family and I are playing through the Pokémon series from 1-7 on hacked ds’. We’re doing a sort of meta thing there we can carry Pokemon we beat the game with between games, we just have to reset their level each time. We can also pick any Pokemon as a starter, and if we bring 10 Pokemon of the type we like and 10 with move we want, we can cheat a move.

I just made my childhood proud by finally beating Pokemon blue with ghastly/haunter/gengar as my starter. She got to learn payday along the way.

That’s fucking magnificent.

It’s finding one of the machines that’s the issue. I haven’t had the chance to get my hands on one that’s working and affordable.

This is my right. It’d be pretty simple to install a small ring of IR LED around your plate and wire them into the car lights and a back up battery in the trunk. Basically keep it glowing 24/7. Probably like, 30 bucks in hardware from Ali to start from scratch.

Kind of wonder what it’d be like to frame he whole car in it. Like a ghostly kia soul.

That’s a potent symbol, but we’ve advanced quite far in the “removing People’s heads from a distance” department. No need to risk being tainted by the splatter.

For those who need it in music form, Bleached - Hard to Kill has been getting me through the day for a few years now.