You go girl.

Guaranteed to give everyone the lactose shits.

I’LL CRANK ONE OUT FOR YOU!

We’re not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?

And my dad says it bad for employers not too pay a living wage.

Both!

Musk sued Altman and OpenAI in 2024, claiming the artificial intelligence company that he helped start almost a decade earlier “assiduously manipulated” and “deceived” him into donating $38 million, based on promises that the entity would remain a nonprofit. The two sides have since been embroiled in a public war of words, in addition to their legal battle and budding business rivalry.

Hey! Look! It’s projection!

So the doctors gave women orgasms?

Is this trying to show up goatse?

Lumpty Trumpty has to die the most embarrassing way to avoid being a martyr. Cause you are right, before Lumpty Trumpty’s body has hit the floor; conspiracy theories and martyring will be happening.

Once you notice hostile design, you see it everywhere.

My favorite is the bench with no shade. It’s a giant fuck you. You could sit here however you are going to sit in the full force of the sun.

Or wish for a post-scarcity universe with limitless resources and no environmental degradation caused by sentiment species.

Sadly Deimos disappeared during the Deimos Event.

I played Stardew with tanks.

Mines ores to build tanks
Builds tanks
Put tanks into the shipping bin for Lewis to pick up

The machine spirits have blessed you.

I like to think it’s like Kinger’s (Amazing Digitial Circus) pillow fort. The walls are made out of towels.

BLUE UNICORN

Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!

PINK UNICORN

Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.

(Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)

CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}

Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?

BLUE UNICORN

No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.

BLUE UNICORN

Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.

(Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie’s back and starts bouncing on him)

BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie’s back}

Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Please stop bouncing on me.

BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}

Candy Mountain Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah! Candy Mountain!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.

Zug, zug.

Cat/???/your house

Someone either rolled a crit fail or a crit success.