You mean at the crack of Don

Really I’m amazed they still have mail and maps

Yep, the ol squatty potty. I love me a low toilet. Those ADA tall boys are for the birds. I just have a rebellious colon. I call him Fred

Honestly, I’ve had a varied diet throughout my life. From mostly cheese, potatoes, and meat; to a balanced diet with whole grains, lots of leafy greens, very little animal products, and plenty of water. While the quality of my poops will improve with fiber, the speed will not. I’ve tried cleanses, an enema, squatty potty. I always wind up needing to sit for several minutes for things to work themselves out. It’s been that way since at least my teenage years. If I start wiping prematurely, poop marker

Same

Plus if I sit, I’m gonna fart. If I fart a little poop might join it, and if I start pooping I’m gonna be there a while. I’ve been a lifelong poop marker victim

Oh yeah for sure. If I was an employee? Nah, hard pass on that ol tiddy sweat. I get it.

Since I’m unemployed an “entrepreneur” I’ll take what I can get lol

Whoof. Tough crowd.

I was hoping to at least get a sensible chuckle from “fat tiddy purse”, but I guess they can’t all be winners

I think it depends on the boob, and the boob carrier.

You take that back! Norway is the land of mead and honeys and where I want to escape to if I can get out of this godforsaken hellhole pretending to be a democracy. Don’t take away my only hope of a life away from the US. I want to live between a mountain and the sea, only be able to buy alcohol 10:00-18:00 M-F, and go to the municipal pool and sit in a “hot tub” that is cooler than bath water listening to a German complain that “no one uses cash around here”!

*Cries in for-profit healthcare and regulatory capture*

I had an obese customer pay me from her fat tiddy purse and do you know what I did?

I took the goddamned sweaty bills, thanked her, and used the cash to buy edibles at the dispensary later that week.

Dunno what palace you live in but $ > boob sweat

Excuse me, but it’s called a Turdis

I just assumed it was Steven King until I read the comments here

Yuck, AI.

The sentiment stands. Women especially are shamed for their food choices, usually unfairly

Own it, Queen. Be proud of your appetite and food choices

I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole

Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions

The perfect swimsuit doesn’t exis…

Me too!

Yep! My shitposts have layers, like an ogre