That’s going on my next resume

Paging Papa Smurf

As we all know, the last to speak is correct.

Ok, adding it to my mental list of places not to visit. Thank you.

I mean, it’s not even a contest

Sauce?

No, guys we crucify Santa on Easter.

Are we re-evolving back to quadruped shape?

Wow I never knew no nuts like I know nuts now!

Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

They knew

This is the only answer that makes sense.

6 years later: AAAAAAAAA!

I receive pets. You receive petting me.

This is so perfect

Which song are they singing?

Poo poo poo poo poo poo

How do these paid shills for big Nintendo even get the job in the first place? Asking for a friend.