TomMasz

The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.

I’m a member there, and it was ugly. He just couldn’t imagine anyone not sharing his opinion of himself as a genius.

Hijacking a Best Buy truck seems like it would be faster if you’re willing to overlook the illegality.

Her expression is all “I’d rather be having a root canal than be answering questions.”

A rage click response to rage bait.

This is pretty good. The spelling and grammar are fine, and to be honest, the concept is sadly believable given how corporations have bowed down to Trump and MAGA.

He’s too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.

A lot of elderly folks who are still living independently go to a podiatrist for nail trims since they lack the flexibility to do it themselves. This does happen in nursing homes, just not as often, especially if the person isn’t capable of requesting it themselves.

This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn’t know.

You can save a lot of time and effort by just reading the description. If you still decide to make it, you’re on your own.

We’re mostly mongrels in the US, even those with roots in Europe. I always thought I was 100% Polish, but discovered in the early 2000s that I had a German (possibly Prussian) great-grandmother on my father’s side. My wife is likely fully German, so our kids are more than half German but have a Polish last name.

Why is this so funny?

Stay Here Forever vs. Leave And Never Come Back

Ingenious.

Road salt has no mercy.

I can only assume they posted this before they died.

Why are there all these kangaroos in Oklahoma?

The look of confidence on his face is certainly something.

There’s absolutely no rule that says Corn Man’s body has to be vertical, so it isn’t.

Liver failure.