I love a story with a happy ending. Bet the doctor got one that night.

Nothing wrong with a little honesty.

I was thinking more about Queen and their song about girls that make the rocking world go round.

That’s what the Everclear is for. It’s going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.

Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?

Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, ketchup, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go

See, the whole joke was that Mark was the sex offender. It was a bit of a sideways jab and can be missed.

Uh oh, Mark’s about to lose his glasses.

He still beefing with Eminem? That was funny. Triumph too.

“Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”

What an inspiration. Imma goon right now…

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle

I was in college when it was released. We put the couch in the back of the truck and put it in front of the Best Buy. We camped all night with everyone else and it was quite a party. We were also the few that had one for a while.

Vin Diesel has acquired taste, okay? Leave the man alone.

This video?

Should have done random license plates

My wife! Nobody mentions my wife!

Hope that guy’s career is forever stained.

I like the cut of her jib

Kinda like when you sell the house and then wonder if maybe you liked that house and perhaps should have bought another? Poor guy, I sure hope his entire project doesn’t fall on it’s face.