Also free Furryosa pic!

6’6(2m) at about 275lbs(125 kgs). Not a brag,I would gladly be smaller if it meant less back issues.

Awwww, thanks homie. A random Internet stranger’s opinion is much more important than the people I share DNA with and the randoms that are scared of me because I’m gigantic.

There is no sarcasm in this statement.

Ohhh! Thank you. I’m not a terribly bright person.

Without having a local library, it really sucks cause Pandora is airing the ice ads too.

Ate parents listening to this? I’m so confused by this wording.

Phrasing!!!

Also the turtle fucker that is a mod everywhere. I’m so curious how they make money being a shitty person.

What was the zombie flick that people were eating some dude’s leg and tourniquet it to keep him alive to keep eating him?

I want to do that to ceos. Truly the most ethical way to be a carnivore.

Still not quite sure if I want to witness it.

If by rough, you mean not at all, than ya

Where’s Santa’s maggoty… When you need them?

O.o

Bots and Germans happened.

Also,

The mountain dew chugger doesn’t concern themselves with the numb feeling in their feet.

Who would win in a fight?

One regular sized Ditka, or one hundred tiny Ditkas?

I’d rather be warm than seeing those idiots rewarded for hate everyday.

While also claiming to be allergic to msg. While also chugging bloody Marys at the cheesecake factory.

Ha! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren’t getting mutilated.

I know the shield is supposed to say something. I’ve seen these markings before…

God fucking damnit!