I genuinely can’t remember the last carrier phone I had. I get whatever $200 every few years. So far it’s been a Sony, a used pixel, and a Motorola, and I just found out my current Motorola is supported by graphene, so I might see how long I can make it last. It’s honestly perfect, the Sony was/is beautiful but had a slightly wrap around the sides screen making it very sensitive in the way you hold it even with a case.

Like this mfer leaves the house anyways.

God damn memories! I remember my aunt’s boyfriend had a monochrome laptop that we used to play this on!

I’m my head cannon, I imagine it as a /. Where the left is the top of a fraction, and the right the bottom. This only works in very simple equations though.

God fucking damnit! At least one benefit of early onset dementia is that in starting to lose pattern recognition and had to come to the comments.

Real talk, that’s why even though I’m like double VPN’d I’m not going to say https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY openly. Or that capitalism is inherently evil.

Fringe benefits of going bald early.

What in the wide world of fuck did I just read?

Abigail was my first, and unintentional romance. Actually all of them have been unintentional. But Abigail was my first, but I intentionally avoided giving her the bouquet my second run. Thought I was shooting for Penny, ended up getting Leah first on my second playthrough. But my third playthrough I (obliviously) went to the baseball game with Shane and got a hell of a surprise. I wasn’t angry or anything, just really unexpected. He got a bouquet but I felt weird about giving him the shell necklace. My only playthrough when I bought two bouquets.

No sir, this is the type of semantics I love about here! Never stop taking EVERYTHING seriously.

Arson O’Keefe sounds like the type of hero we need in these times.

Esto, con huevos y queso. 👨‍🍳🤌🫴

Ultrium 8 supremacy!

How? They’re a wave when I’m not looking! They could be… Oh look, there’s one. Nvm.

Goebels shouldn’t get a broism

Fair. I usually set expectations before stuff arrives though.

If we’re not sharing, I don’t want to hang out.

Best to pop us both, just to be sure.

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