Not really everyone lives happily ever after

Oh dam, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Many recipes call for bay leaves. But I think you may be right 🤔.

21 first century woman that doesn’t know how to cook? Checks out

Took all of his mangled left nut

Not but it’s verifiable numbers, that are observed trends.

That’s is 100 percent untrue. Women makes themselves available to the men the like. To the men that they don’t they swipe left. She’s only being mean to the ugugs. Might be us… https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a#%3A~%3Atext=This+study+was+conducted+to%2C16.8*ln(like%25)+52.3

This is how stupid the people in charge are. They’re literally trying to arrest bots.

Again, a shot that spreads wide would affect more men then 1 straight saw.

Sorry but this is only good on sea.

“It blew up and almost killed us, perfect.”

Op tech

I imagine it spiraling

I feel like it also encapsulate being a “ufc” fan while having no respect for martial arts or martial artist.

Man, I know that that’s a sad scene but Jennifer connelly 👀

Modern problems require modern solutions

… I can DL the videos?

It’s a shit post, don’t take it seriously.

No that’s just human nature.

It’s actually a cinematic trope, manic pixie dream girl. Basically the male version of dating a “dream girl”

Funny you say that. Diarrhea was a main cause of death in the past, violent, and burning I bet that mouse is at least on deaths door.