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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Administrative task management
2·7 days agoYeah, still in the
sudostage.
The popcorn has been Saddamized.
And take off that ring.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Americans are destroying Flock surveillance cameras | TechCrunchEnglish
3·9 days agoPut a blowtorch on the end of a long stick, maybe one of those two-part sliding ones that they use for pool skimmers and stuff. Melty, blistered plastic doesn’t pass light very well.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Americans are destroying Flock surveillance cameras | TechCrunchEnglish
2·9 days agoSo what you’re saying is that I have an finally have
an excusea good reason to get a high-powered laser.
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Technology@lemmy.world•This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby - 404mediaEnglish
53·9 days agoHow hard can you throw it?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I like how inventive this is
9·9 days agoWhere there’s a drill, there’s a way. Build the future you want to live in.
Not if this president has his way.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt
2·10 days agoI don’t know for a fact that it didn’t happen and there are no real drawbacks for thinking that it did.
Given a choice between what’s canonical and what’s cannonical, I know which one I’m picking.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Privacy researcher debunks Microsoft Edge’s free VPN marketing, says it's "NOT a VPN"English
99·10 days agoSorry, we meant to say VVPN but
CortanaCopilot autocorrected it. It’s a virtual VPN, you get to feel like your browsing is private without wasting processor cycles on silly little things like added layers of encryption.Enough of this nerd talk though, let’s get Edging™!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt
4·10 days agoWorking title that they forgot to change until too late in the production.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt
4·10 days agoAll of his maneuvers are Pitt maneuvers and if one turns out poorly, he’s been hoisted by his own Pitt-ard.
Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt
8·11 days agoThe only F1 I’m really familiar with brings up a help window most of the time but if nobody referred to his team of mechanics as the Pitt crew, that’s a golden opportunity missed.

I’d still do the abdomen-pressing in the interest of showmanship but in my experience, it’s much easier to stuff a solved cube up there ahead of time. Lets you focus on the crowd work instead of cube state.