I agree, I’m just saying if I see the bill on my credit card, there will be consequences, and if I can’t resolve it amicably, then I have a car that I’m willing to sacrifice for the cause.

If you deliver a burrito to my door and then tell me to pay for it, and I never asked, there’s going to be a fight.

I will drive my car through the front wall of DoorDash before I’ll pay them for a burrito I did not order.

Chastity and prudishness are not related.

I would argue that the majority of people would prefer to have a single partner that they share their sexuality with, and that is their greater joy.

They say that patience is a virtue, but I disagree. I believe that patience is the protein that you use to build the muscle of virtue.

That’s a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.

I know this much is true.

I wear my sunglasses at night So I can, so I can Watch you weave then breathe your story lines

I believe that’s a digital credit card reader, which wasn’t a thing until, like, what, the late 90s or something?

Weaboos like top me daddy

I’m guessing they went for pussy and accidently hit ass.

I hate that man so much I’d let it crust before I wiped with that.

Found the genie

Yeah, I think with weed, you’re more likely to die by being crushed by a bale of it than by smoking enough of it to kill you.

This was posted moments before mankind discovered the LD50 of weed.

I don’t, but I enjoy asking questions, you know?

It’s all Matts, and they know what they did.

I don’t know, I don’t think so. Do you think that’s why it’s been downvoted so much, or is it because there’s just that many now forcibly incelled Matts on the Fediverse?

I found it in a search for the CEO of Sex on Ecosia images, I wanted one that didn’t already have text on it, but was slightly different than the others.

It was originally hosted here:

https://clutchpoints.com/celebrity/novocaine-jacob-batalon-nsfw-internet-meme

My take on it is that it is pure absurdity

Specifically do not do that

I’ve heard insiders say that this is being done to incite the Matt faction to rebellion, but the official sources claim it is due to balancing issues