We did, but were quickly reminded “This is a family store.” and told to leave when we also tried out one of the crates.

Man, wow… Now there’s a long lost memory.

Original was 25-26 years ago.

Should be coming up any minute now as long as someone managed to take out that little punk with the red hair.

Or a jar…

Fine…

S!xTe3N!

Now there’s a video I wish I could unsee decades later.

I think it was RealPlayer for me. I remember finding different sites and praying the connection was alright. That they were at least close enough in the world that you didn’t see that awful word, “Buffering…” Then I learned how to rip the whole rt file. Pretty sure I still have Trigun in rt actually…

Then once Winamp had video streaming, I remember surfing through crap on there all the time. Sooooo many weird foreign movies and anime…

Suddenly, Inigo Montoya rushes in and stabs you for killing his father.

We don’t. Thanks Nixon. Thanks Ehrlichman. Thanks Kaiser. And thanks Hilary too. Even Obama was helpful to the scheme.

The only way I’m gonna believe is if greys land in DC, enter the White House, and drag Trump away for intergalactic trial because he also molested one of their minors.

Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.

Similarly:

Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!

Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…

I’m reminded of this Uwos video…

TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!

*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… You know what? That’s it… I’m cutting off your other hand.

The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.

33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.

Clearly it’s a Danish conversation with a woman who has a small penis fetish…

Hvad, Alena? (What, Alena?)

Alena: PP TINY! YES ❤️

Lol, corrected!

Shortly after Donnie finds out…

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

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