I bet you could use context clues to figure it out

Wanting to listen to music in the shower??? Could humanity get any lower? Disgusting

We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)

“Events you can personally remember pretty well” may not be the ironclad argument you think it is

Ants: “_thememer.com”

I think he’s a spy. He’s clearly infiltrated this organization.

This kind of “scientists are so stupid” mindset is so weird

I demand they live in squalor!

Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake

I wonder if this is possible for other shapes

This is the lamest controversy I’ve ever heard

“What is the word for the thing inside corn on the cob? Huh, it’s impossible to know. Guess I’ll go with corn bone“