Celsius is the perfect system to describe how hot or cold it is, assuming you’re a water molecule.

Not all Detroit natives are kid rock fans, but all kid rock fans are Detroit natives.

For anything that calls for ground beef, I usually sub TVP or green lentils. Both are cheap, shelf stable and healthy options.

Wingman is the term you’re looking for.

But in my date’s opinion, he was clam jamming her!

I had a girl bring a guy friend along on our first date without giving me a heads up for the same reason. I was like, ok that’s a little weird but whatever. I’m certainly not going to give someone shit for doing something that makes them feel comfortable. Ended up chatting it up with the guy friend who turned out to be super cool.

So me and the girl end up seriously dating after a while and she later tells me that she spent most of our first date trying to subtly get her friend to leave so that she could spend more time with me.

Go woke or go broke 💪

You are correct.

“Remove the label”

Hoss, we’re in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.

Why wouldn’t you fight against animal cruelty?

I’m afraid I’m going to need a better argument than “I support killing animals because it makes me feel good.”

/But hardware stores don’t want to sell it tooooo youuu…/

I won’t speak for other vegans, but my research into beekeeping and honey production turned me against the industry for the following reasons:

• Beekeepers will commonly clip the wings of queens to keep them from swarming or leaving.
• Semen is commonly extracted from bees by crushing them.
• Honey taken from hives is commonly replaced with a nutrient-devoid sugar solution, affecting the health of the bees.
• Selective breeding of honeybees has made them more susceptible to diseases which can also affect native insects.
• Honeybees have been shown to cause serious disruptions to plant-pollinator networks, putting local pollinators at great risk.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-problem-with-honey-bees/

Dried prunes, apples and pears have, I believe, the highest poop to volume ratio of any food.

Just be careful you don’t accidentally connect your earbuds to it.

Wow that actually looks really cool. Now, how much do I owe you?

This take will probably be unpopular, but FWIW I agree with you. I rarely use the community feature and I don’t care about the trading so personally I would like it if they just stuck with what they do well.

“And here is my hard drive dedicated to game launchers and storefronts.”

I used to make fun of vegans too, now I am one. Othering a group of people might seem like fun, but just make sure you try not to think too hard about their position. I think you’ll be ok though.