good luck updating all your apps that way…

Not for long, systemd is built by Microsoft employee.

They think everybody still loves them. That ship has sailed years ago…

Petrolheads are worse.

F.A.P. 1314 truck 6 years older than me.

Or rabies…

Motorola is full of bloatware. Can not recommend.

The hardware is fine, though.

I have dead horse-like reflexes

Thanks, Gaben.

The same in Serbia

Chimp name is Sami and the guy is Vuk Bojović, zoo manager. Link

It sounds like Mac OSX

AKA crunchy people

Ask that blonde for a date…

I think that is a shot from “Babe: Pig in the City” movie, from 1998.

Humans on average have less than 2 feet.