Same. I’m just happy to be here.

Did you make eye contact with Captain Crunch or did you turn the box to hide your shame?

The kids find her “gen z stare” relatable

I’m not really a Korn fan, but I had an urge to listen to them earlier today. Weird how the universe then put Korn in my shitpost.

Wrong type of log for the shitpost community

Multiple fountain drinks weren’t enough so he called in the can of root beer for backup

Love can wait. Safety first.

Daytime is when the people are out. And the sun is too fricken bright!

If they’re not at Morton’s Harbour, you could try checking all around the circle.

You’re telling me you never get in a silly mood and put on some In Flames? But only old In Flames, not that new shit.

I’m absolutely “the gatekeeper”, but these days I like to keep the gate open and welcome newcomers who are interested in hearing an old man’s ramblings.

They don’t even know why we’re dicks out 😭

The original post seems to be gone, but you can read about it in this cross post: https://lemmy.world/post/455290

Yup that is Blunk! Good remembory!

Made with 100% real Cheeze™

Who else is going to boy the pages?

Thank you for your service.

I love how this has lots of upvotes, but 0 comments, as if everyone just agrees without question. (sorry I ruined it)

The implicit desperation makes it cringe.

That’s also what sells it imo