Reddit is banned from me.

With migration comes content.

And by destroy, I mean simply cease to exist. Exactly what atheists expect, and only using the group to point out their approach.

The fire and brimstone for all eternity shit?

Someone tell me where that is in the Bible.

I am being serious, not pompous or any shit. I am a Bible nerd, and that sounds like a fun deep dive, if you can get me started.

Again, honest.

Or you can be a poor kid with one pair of shoes who instead pissed on his feet to condemn the fungus like God jazz hands intended.

That was “Satan’s” unspeakable name. We shortened it to YHWH.

Satan just means adversary. Baal simply means Lord and as it was translated, some references to Baal were switched to God and others to Satan.

Now, some views separate YHWH and Satan: one example of contention is the story of Job, however, it could be argued that the demiurge was arguing with himself to test the limits of his creations’ loyalty.

Or we are genetically engineered great apes by the Annunaki. Depends on if you prefer spiritual or sci-fi.

Actual Bible study is fucking fun! God would smite people from a flaming flying craft with “pillars of light”… you mean lasers? And angels would come down from this ball of fire and talk to the humans. I am not saying it was aliens, but it was definitely aliens.

Honestly, if you get athelete’s foot, piss on your feet in the shower.

More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.

Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.

And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.

But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete’s foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.

Catharism says that the Old Testament “God” is Satan and Jesus was the real God who entered Satan’s Earth and said, "Don’t listen to this shit. This is fake. Just ignore it and love everyone.

“I will return after this world has turned to shit, and I will save those who understand the real point, and leave the rest of you to reality, giving you eternal life. Then I will return again and kick the fuck out of Satan after you have had a thousand years under his hellscape and then decide to either forgive you and bring you home, or simply destroy you, because you still didn’t learn your lesson.”

I am irreligious, but just saying what the Cathars believed, which actually does match the story of the Bible.

Or it is all aliens. Maybe it’s aliens. Maybe. It is definitely aliens.

Next on the History Channel: did velociraptors work along side Hitler to plan for a fourth reich in Antartica? Maybe. But it was probably aliens.

The article honestly says jack shit. Yeah, just clickbait. Annoying.

Before google, yes. God, otherwise you would have to try to use a search engine, and those were shit.

So yeah, if Yahoo! was down around 1997, I would be pissed. However, I would just jump on mIRC.

Shit was rough. Break the cycle. Be the change you want to see.

Your phone lines were cat3.

You can technically get 10mbps, or in short runs, 100 mbps. Most NICs don’t even negotiate 10baseT.

And hence, why it wasn’t working.

Um…

You had me until the end. If Cat5e has been ran, then you just need to reterminate both ends with proper keystones.

The annoying thing I find with electrians is that they will use style A, so fucking annoying. Use B. Sun Sky Grass Dirt, then swap the green and white with blue and white. Boom.

Look at keystone: the rule above is for a male end.

Isn’t that the porn industry?

Come to mommy, come to mommy.

(I think OP and I are referencing the same song, Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin)

Um, this title doesn’t fit.

The responsible thing would be to launder it and then move it into an umbrella company which is based in an off shore account, hire yourself, and then use the earnings from the interest to pay school lunch debts and build shelter for the homeless.

Ketchup, or catsup, which is the same word latinized differently, was a fish sauce from China.

The western Europeans and American colonists used the recipe, and expanded it to things like mushrooms and many other ingredients. (for proof, look at the ketchup entry on wikipedia).

Tomato ketchup (which is specified on your bottle still today) wasn’t invented until we realized that tomatoes weren’t poisonous despite their color, and their sweetness and tang totally rocked with the ketchup recipe.

Now we use it to eat frenched fries, which aren’t French! In fact, they are Belgian, and are named because they used a cooking technique invented by the French called “frenching” which has evolved into deep frying.

So, you are dipping your belgian potatoes into a chinese sauce that use a North American fruit as a base.

And with this information, you shall father nations!

I think the flavor is too strong on its own for people to appreciate, but you may be surprised how it has been used in dishes you loved.

I don’t understand. I honestly love black licorice.

They wouldn’t even make it if no one liked it. I also like dishes that use fennel or anise.

Always have and always will. Red licorice is the garbage one.

I swear, this has to be my soul twin.