This isn’t a shitpost. This is beautiful.

Not used - no one used it

Used - used

Unused - factory reset with minor wear and tear

mint - sprayed mint on it

marketplace logic

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Hand too small to press both.

Bro, dogs can’t have chocolate! \s

But ‘T’ is already on the board.

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If only posters used the NSFW tag correctly. Sigh.

4 basically covers everything except 1 and 8.

So yeah 1 and 4 are what I would choose too.

I wish there was a filter for post created by accounts less than 4 months old.

Man. Baby crawls on all fours, then walks on two, and gets old and needs a cane as a third leg.

One is the valet key. It should only work to turn on the engine and open the door.

The other key should work for the trunk, the glove box, the door, and to start the car.

you see how the pin layout is similar? There actually two sets of pins to allow different keys to work on one lock. That’s how the school janitor’s master key works for all the doors.

Edit: My mistake. All my info is wrong. Please ignore. Leaving it here so others can learn from my mistake or so people don’t wonder what got deleted.

“There’s a bumper sticker out there still on sale at just about every truck stop in the South. ‘AMERICAN BY BIRTH,’ it reads, ‘SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD,’ usually with a rebel flag alongside,” Busbee wrote. "One day Earnhardt slapped one of these stickers onto the bumper of one of his trucks. He didn’t think any more of it until his housekeeper, an African-American woman beloved by Earnhardt’s children Dale and Kelley, mentioned that the flag’s implications made her uncomfortable.

“Earnhardt immediately went out to his truck and sliced off the rebel flag. The motto remained; the flag itself was trashed. He didn’t want to offend anybody or make anybody mad in that manner,” Kelley Earnhardt said on her podcast. “He had a good heart.”

I don’t follow NASCAR but I’m a fan of this guy.

Kit Kat is a chocolate bar created by Rowntree’s of York, England. It is produced globally by Nestlé (which acquired Rowntree’s in 1988),[1] except in the United States, where it is made under licence by the H. B. Reese Candy Company, a division of the Hershey Company (an agreement Rowntree’s first made with Hershey in 1970).[2]

I wonder how much that license cost Hershey.

The receipt thing is a lifeprotip. I didn’t know that.

I always donate directly to organizations because I didn’t think I could get taxes back on it if you donate in a store.

Thank you.

There’s a floating island of plastic. It’s perfect since they love oil so much.

Not the country you deport them to. Lol

I was 11. My parents allowed me to watch what they were watching as long as I covered my eyes when they told me to.

I’ve had a crush on Natalie Portman since I saw her in the Professional.

She was 13.

She’s older than me.

Pediculosis pubis