That’s not true, it’s illegal!

Feelin like a freak on a leash…

Easy mistake. This is a reign deer. You can tell because of the rein of terror.

I had mine in my early 20s. Sucked. Laying the groundwork for my own stability was a lot harder than it should have been, but I got it done anyway with a combination of a mountain of determination, an incredible amount of work, natural talent and smarts, and so much luck.

But the child will be an adult by the time I am 40, so I got that going for me.

Gender modifier. Neutral, male, female.

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You can also get different skin color variations.

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A vast improvement over the original dialog.

I don’t know, my tummy hurts more after eating a cigarette than junk food.

Oh yeah? Well my $20k PC is better than your $15k PC, peasant.

Those New Jerseyans know what they did.

Yum

I can taste when they haven’t cleaned the nozzles for a very long time. I try not to think about how moldy they are even when I can’t taste it.

That is a lot better than what we called them: a suicide.

Swamp water is the name of a regional beverage where I am.

Drat, all I have is an IOU where my soul was supposed to be.

Great tip, I love sweetened drinks!

It’s why they have those annoying gates at Kroger now, to stop people from just walking out with carts full of groceries.

Lame.

When I told my boss, in IT, about these he told me to stop making things up LMAO.

I like short hair. I hate styling hair. Pony tail it is.

I haven’t thought about the Thumb Thumbs in years… Damn those were some fun movies.

All that’s missing is him just straight up punching the guy into next week.

This graphic looks like the lovechild of Rayman and an M&M.