Luke was a Commander in the Rebel Alliance by then so not all that terrible. He definitely had more war crimes than Anakin.

Boom roasted

Bet on Patriots

Fergie was a nickname for Sarah Ferguson, at least here in the US supermarket tabloids, a long time before the Black eyed Peas singer came along.

lol I knew who Fergie was years ago but had no idea she once married that doorknob.

My grandfather or grandmother, I can’t decide. Ben Franklin. Carl Sagan.

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

I love how they were asking the officials questions and they had no idea what the rules were.

You can ask but will it do what you ask? Who the hell knows?

Spice!

I have to use my PTO for sick days and that shit just ain’t happening.

My Eufy doorbell camera doesn’t do any of this creepy shit

Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.

The remember me box is a lie

Is he falling over backwards?

Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture…

Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.

I hearby declare you “dishwasher safe”! (then do the lower case t thing with your hand)

Just text your grandma back some links for that stuff

Best mobile browser replacement? Fennec?