I thought the same thing.
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jade52@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Happiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰
3·18 days agoFindin an entrance where they can
Excuse me what the fuck
And ad-free YouTube? Twas a simpler time.
This is also what I remember. Spot on.
jade52@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Off to the mandatory company picnic we go...
2·29 days agoMine is in a couple of weeks. At least it’s open bar. And I don’t have to drive there. And I took the next day off. But honestly I’d rather they just took all that money of the cost of the event and split it across the company as a bonus… You know, because everyone has been working super hard. And shit is expensive. Or just give people more time off.
Where can I get some loraxepam
jade52@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture
4·1 month agoI would fuck with all 12-16
jade52@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night.
4·1 month agoHell yeah this goes hard
I would literally die for Niel
jade52@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Inside Chernobyl, a Fungus Has Been Quietly Feasting on RadiationEnglish
8·1 month agoThought these were green buttholes
I ain’t no chef but boyardeez titties sweatin
Would honestly love if my home looked like this
jade52@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•The rise of "dopamine sites": fake food delivery and shopping apps that satisfy cravings without spending a centEnglish
15·2 months agoExcuse me what the fuck
jade52@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy. Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death.Every time
28·2 months agoAs a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.
Yep. I finally feel like I have things semi-under control, but am also 90% sure a supreme catastrophic event is looking in the corner waiting to derail everything I’ve worked for. Life, I guess. Will be 39 on Sunday.
I need to reference this gif more in my life