unalivejoy

That’s sage from South Austrailia, right?

Thank you for your resume. We aren’t hiring, but we sold your private information to a data broker for 5¢.

He: ☕😬"I haven’t slept in 3 days"

WordPad dies for this.

Hey horseshoe theory, wanna… touch tips?

Marketing doesn’t target nerds. It targets their boss who is likely to enforce usage of the tool.

Utahns don’t miss.

When I heard him say this after the fact, I was thinking “If he doesn’t say ‘too many,’ we’re gonna have a problem.” Then he was shot.

Me when the kids bring home a tank in their candy bag

Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died

And they still probably won’t port the browser to Linux.

They’re saying four because golf.

.:|:;

From what I hear, the car itself beats it out of you.

Its probably more difficult to block multiple mastodon instances than the single bluesky site.

Michigan 2

When everyone starts using the same style, it’s either everyone’s hiring the same artist (unlikely) or they used AI.

Well Mozilla was a founding member of the Rust foundation. They’re just not a platinum member.

The economy is like fairies. If you don’t believe in it, it stops existing.

Morb, derived from morbid.