It’s just a joke, bro
Or is it?
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I’ve seen some like this in Kebab spots. 10/10 love me some Kebab
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.English
1·10 months agoI present to you the future: smart pipe
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is up with Gen Alphas love for Austin Powers?
3·10 months agoWhere were you when they built the ladder to heaven?
Bro don’t know how to inches 💀
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!
1·11 months agoWell, maybe not eternity, but that sure is a whołe lot of time for someone who’ll be around for probably less than 100 years (not sure why 100 is the number I think of when I think of an age limit to life. Is this a common occurrance, folks? Or just me? I mean, I do know some people go past it, but still…)
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!
2·11 months agoThat’s precisely the scary part. A nothingness, for all of eternity. It ends, never to continue. I do not know what it is like. Just… not seeing. Not hearing. None of the senses, and no thoughts either. No consciousness.
I wouldn’t be scared after dead, cuz I’dn’t have the consciousness for that. However, being alive, I can. I can fear the eternal nothingness of inexistence
I think this may or may not have some connection to a post from that monkey in the brain guy who also has a TED Talk (Tim Something?). I recall seeing a post of his about life or something. Talked about how short our lives are in the grand scheme of things. Had even an image with days or weeks or months of life, like a progress bar
On the other hand, reading that people actually close to death don’t worry as much as people imagining being close to death, iirc, may have had a positive impact in my fear. Though I recalln’t well
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!
28·11 months agoIdk, sounds kinda scary. Idk what it was like before, because I lacked consciousness to experience it. And the idea that it all ends, back to nothingness forever. We live a few years. Pretty much nothing, if we consider the forever before, and the forever after our existence.
It’s something I recall fearing as a kid, due to the scary unknown. Glad to have enjoyed a decade of bliss. Too bad the fear has come back to haunt me. It’s not constant, though. Sometimes it comes, outta nowhere. Real strong. Not fun. But I don’t live day to day in fear.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!
3·11 months agoJust like The Butterfly Effect ending we watched in class!
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.English
3·11 months agoIt’s a direct quote from when Sascha Kemmis-Powers visited Smart Pipe
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.English
1·11 months agoI just find it kinda weird and annoying how y’all can turn unrelated topics into US news and politics. As someone who has never set foot there, I know way more than I need to about it because of how widespread your news and politics are, and how much it comes my way even when unrelated to the topic at hand.
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.English
22·11 months agoDamn, y’all really can’t think 'bout nu’in else, innit?
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.English
4·11 months agoAnd that’s not just a win for companies. The fact that my metadata is out there is great for me as a user. Like with targeted ads – I get tons of coupons from cool restaurants.
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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.English
5·11 months agoWhen you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.
Well, a lack of oxygen makes agreements take longer. So I must concur
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptionsEnglish
1·11 months agoEh, I can’t really leave Windows
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...
1·11 months agoDoes it work the other way around? Does “pissing and shitting all over the place” “stop people from” “sitting down to use the bathroom”?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...
1·11 months agoReally? I’d expected cleaner. I mean, they sit. I don’t know how women pee, honestly. Like, how the flow goes. But I can say from experience peeing into a toilet while standing up can be difficult. Pee, y u no single stream straight into toilet?
They need to fight all the ghosts that are coming through?