Berlin is a state and a city, not a town.
(At least not in Germany)

Quitting drinking was the best decision of my life.

Und genau das tut er: Versucht, den Präsidenten der USA auf seine Seite zu ziehen und hebt in den besetzten ukrainischen Gebieten Truppen aus, die auf russischer Seite kämpfen müssen.

Nach dem Atomkrieg gibt’s nix mehr zu Essen
Auch nicht in Hessen

Just curious: Are your kids crying a lot for no reason?

That gull better be careful…!

I’m admin for a Citrix farm right now.
I feel you.

Die sind wohl wieder einer Feierabendrunde von Andy84 gefolgt.

Fun fact: Phone cameras now have enough resolution for AI to get your fingerprints off a photo

Imagine if this leads to all people in AI images flipping you off.

Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.

Great, so the person attacking you dies in 20 years.

And when he inevitably dies from cancer, no one will know if it was the asbestos, the cigarettes, the daily bottle of Bourbon, the lead, the Desert Rock exercises, or the Agent Orange.

Imagine you’re getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you’re sailing towards Florida.

Guy doesn’t have to worry about that, he’s been smoking 90 cigarettes a day since grade school.

I wonder if he can use slurs.

Tried it. It sucked.

Pigeons make nests wherever and with whatever they can find. They make the worst nests but also the best.

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