I smoked my first blunt before turning on Fifteen Million Merits, my first episode of Black Mirror. Everyone online told me to watch it before Ep. 1.

My emotion was heightened by 10 fold from THC.

I hate this show so much I have watched every episode multiple times.

True joy does not exist to me anymore.

this has only ever happened when i am horribly dehydrated from either caffeine or stimulants.

Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don’t want my algorithm assuming I’m strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

Mastodon is nowhere as cool as the second half.

Someone always says this like the intention being engagement bait doesn’t make it even worse.

I usually browse /all with anything politics and technology filtered out. It’s pretty much just Trek, Porn, and Boomer comics. I really don’t think fediverse is ready to branch out yet.

I mean, I get it’s inappropriate to be like “what about men”. It’s pretty clear they are talking about blanket judging straight women for Perry’s actions. “Not ALL straight women” - ya see?

In my experience though, they lean towards harassing gay men over queer women. 😅

I have been called weird or passive aggressive for using punctuation in my text messages. Why do we cater to these people? Why do I care about the opinion of someone who takes to heart whether I use an exclamation point or period at the end of a sentence? It should have been their problem to learn to not make assumptions.

OP & the couple hundred who voted up this garbage.

Looks Bear-y delicious.

I’m only so judgemental because I know these people can do better.

To quote Frank Reynolds: “This is America: you’re either a duper or a dupee. I’m a duper. You guys are the dupees.”

Zuckerberg does not care if his products are culturally significant, the cash keeps rolling in.

Get this Facebook trash out of my shitposts.

I think you underestimate how poor and brainwashed small town United States is. They are more than willing to double down on their ignorance with pride without the influence of the financial elite.

I am deeply sorry you were born that way. 🥀

Maybe I’m just ignorant to what drives my own biological monkey brain, but I think that if someone somehow is oblivious to the wider opening of their wallet because “potential mate” reasons, the individual just lacks self awareness.

A lot of people don’t have the artistic capability and aren’t willing to put in the effort to make an entire diverse yard landscape look good, let alone maintain it. Now, when well done, of course a diverse yard can also look great.

But, it’s not like you can just neglect your yard and mother nature will bless you with a beautiful ecosystem in time because of your good intentions. You’re going to be dealing with dead shit, non-native weeds, non-native insects. And depending on where you live there might not be a whole lot of anything lively to look at entirely naturally occurring.

You have me curious what your landscape looks like if you are a homeowner.

If you recognize these things as scissors the emoji can’t really be called a fail in all fairness.

Whoever felt any sort of smug for this has a mental illness.

I am in your walls.

I also make excuses for inadequacy.