When I was younger, my farts smelled like pot because of that. It was funny as hell seeing people get shifty eyed when they couldn’t explain the smell.

Live, laugh toaster bath.

That’s simply absurd. I’m sorry but you’re just inventing needs now. Get an arm band. They’re specifically made for phones. And foldables are generally bigger than regular phones with a few exceptions, and even then they’re super thick, not really saving you anything.

Things are already generally optimized for a phone screen though.

You’re the problem when it comes to big tech, you realize this, yes? Why shouldn’t I buy this unnecessary tech? Why shouldn’t I use AI as much as I want? Sure, put on the ring, what harm could come of it? Of course I want a camera on my glasses!

But why tho? A modern phone will be more than enough to cycle or run with. A bigger map is of no use when zoom exists.

Apple is slow on everything and manages to act like they’re top shelf.

Yeah, and Britney Spears had to have her stomach pumped from swallowing too much cum. Rumors back then were wild.

That’s exactly what I thought. Like wow, that part is in the headline? Lol

Lol y’all still get ads?

Yeah the fact that anybody is thinking about this is incredibly sad.

They eat other things as well. Supposedly mosquitoes are pretty much the only living thing that’s completely useless, and can be eradicated with no ill effects.

See, I’d get pulled over for using it either way. But pre-installed as a piece of safety equipment, vs an add-on for my amusement… One is likely to be ordered removed.

Man titties?

That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well.

Republicans: “wait a second, they’re trying to beat us to the punch!”

Me since I was ~14 lol

Damn, that’s a good porn name.

Now you’re speaking my language!

Edit: But hot dogs got what bodies crave. It’s got Nitrates.

Hell I still do it, ESPECIALLY when the kid isn’t around. Finally, I get the whole pot!