The Germans invented it first, with ‘tragikkomeßdykompenbursteißn’ *

*disclaimer: not 100% sure

Ya!
Fuck you, Rob Sharp!
Sharpie!
The Sharpster!
Fuckin’ Sharp!
Douchenozzle…

Farts.

Especially not after the beans.

Watch for snake eye.

I need this. I have a parcel box at the front of the driveway, yet most delivery drivers miss it and challenge my German Shepherd at the top of the steps instead.

Leave immediately.
It’s downhill regardless, but you choose the slope.

Fishes can most certainly be plural for fish, especially when referring to different types.

Interesting reactions. Shitpost.

Totally depends on who’s painting the collage. Some are quite well done.

One’s best bet though, is to attend college and not chance bad painting.

Just wait until the anal retention team enters the conversation.

So, they spray downwards?

Lots of whiteouts where we live.

news article

Mortified

Busted by General Talia.

I just piss in the sink, to be safe.

I grew up when drunk driving was legal! I had a van, and was always the designated drunk driver! Cops would stop me and tell me to drive safer in case another cop was arsed to pull me over! Never got busted, and never died!!

Woke snowflakes today, I tell ya’ !

They go to hee bee’s; they’re hee bee gee bees, after all.

womp womp