If my air conditioner could talk, it wouldn’t shut up about how hot it is.

The tip of my schwanz, maybe

40 with a psych degree and I sell patio furniture for an anemic wage, but in this job market, I’m grateful to have what I have. A growing cross section of Americans are living out of their cars. Could always be worse

Down, boy

ADD AN ACRE TO THE GROUNDS!!

They better build their walls high